Flight of a falcon
Some Aussie bum that spends way too much time online
MECHANICAL BIRD
Fly ever higher
andythanfiction:

teslaandhispigeon:

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

andythanfiction:

teslaandhispigeon:

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

turntechgoddamnit:

NUDE SENPAI

yOU CANNOT BE FUCKING WITH ME.

I GOT FUCKING KITTEN KITTEN 

I REFUSE TO BE ANOTHER GODDAMN MOON MOON 

(Source: kittencuddler)

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

tags → #nikki butt 
alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

dem-deutschen-volke:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

RIGHT I CAN FORGIVE ALL THAT
ALL THAT
EXCEPT ‘TIRE' AND 'LEARNED’
E.G: ‘I LEARNED MATH’ AND ‘HEY JIM CAN YOU HELP ME FIX THE TIRE?’
NO.

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

dem-deutschen-volke:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

RIGHT I CAN FORGIVE ALL THAT

ALL THAT

EXCEPT ‘TIRE' AND 'LEARNED

E.G: ‘I LEARNED MATH’ AND ‘HEY JIM CAN YOU HELP ME FIX THE TIRE?’

NO.

future-crack-addict:

i laughed wAY TOO HARD AT THIS

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb)

tags → #hetalia #usuk 

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

The American schooling system is really fucked up

Wow the attitude of students towards their grades are totally different to what my school encourages 

  1 day ago reblog  

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

(Source: askthebraginski)

tags → #hetalia 
satwcomic:

Greens
In Scandinavia we’re used to food just coming with a salad at restaurants. When my family visited me in England we had dinner together, and they moved their food around a bit, even lifting it, before their finally asked “Where’s the salad?”

satwcomic:

Greens



In Scandinavia we’re used to food just coming with a salad at restaurants. 

When my family visited me in England we had dinner together, and they moved their food around a bit, even lifting it, before their finally asked “Where’s the salad?”

businessinsider:

You can’t expect negotiations with French to be like negotations with Americans, and the same holds true for cultures around the world.

These diagrams reveal how to negotiate with people around the world. 


Pandora Hearts - End of all hope ((Nightwish)).
Pandora Hearts - End of all hope ((Nightwish)). 
iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

(Source: reddit.com)